Ch. 1.2 – Asy is a Backwards Camel
Posted by: kapnkate on: February 4, 2010
I’m back! Yippee! I’m glad there’s a second chapter, because my game breaks half the time… *insert headdesk here*
Anyways, we left off when Asy kissed Billy (it’s not Billie, I feel stupid now) and then ran away.
-FLASHBACK-
-/FLASHBACK-
Okay, on with the present!
Mind telling me what the heck that was?
Hold on, Voicey, I think I broke a heel.
Where did “Voicey” come from?
That’s your name now, Voicey.
My name is…never mind, “Voicey” is fine.
I wanna get a job, Voicey. Now.
Uhm, okay, but you do have some explaining to do…
So Asy walked into the Theatre to get a career in music. (I know you can also spell it theater, but I like to spell it theatre.)
What’s with the face?
I still feel bad about what I did to Billy. And a hobo just peed in that bush over there.
Well, you know, I am your Voicey and all, so you should probably tell me, at least.
Well, Voicey dear, you know that I hate commitment.
You do.
So, I felt that Billy deserved better than someone like me who was just gonna dump him.
Wow.
I know, I’m so heartless…
No. That’s actually the nicest thing, like, ever.
I do try, you know.
Fast forward one boring day, to when Asy gets back from her first day at work.
How’d it go, Asy?
I got a promotion.
Why aren’t you happy?
My boss is a perv. That’s pretty much the only reason I got promoted.
Uhm…
For the next couple days, Asy just practiced her guitar and ate canned soup whilst watching SimTube.
Then, one morning, Asy got an email from her boss.
What’s it say, Asy?
He says I have to go to some guy’s house and teach him to play guitar.
Well, are you?
Of course, you said I have to have babies, right?
How do you know it’s not a creepy old man?
Later, in the afternoon, Asy went over to the guy’s house, just as her boss told her to.
Hal: Hi, I’m Hal Breckenridge.
Asy: Hi, I’m Anastasia Luhm. But my name’s Asy.
Hal: So you’re that one legacy chick!
Asy: Yup.
Hal: I didn’t know they could be so sexy.
Asy: Hehe, thanks.
So Asy taught him to play the two song she knew on guitar; Mary Had a Little Lamb and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
The next day, Asy went over to Hal’s house again. At work last night, she had learned how to play the “Here Comes the Bride” song.
But this time, Hal wasn’t in the mood for guitar, but something else…
Hal: Hey Asy, you look hot today.
Asy: Thanks! You look all muscular.
Hal: Heheh…
Then…
The face-sucking fest continued for the rest of the afternoon, until Asy had to go back to work again. But Hal was officially her boyfriend, and they loved to kiss until the cows came home.
There were two more afternoons like this, until…
Asy: Carry me, Hal!
Hal: Where, baby?
Asy: Just carry me!
Asy: Wanna do it?
Hal: Duh!
Asy: I mean, do you wanna carry me back to the living room.
Hal: Oh, I meant…
Asy: Ohhh! M’kay then!
Hal: Really?!
Asy: Why not?
*insert dramatic music here*
That’s not awkward at all…
The next day, Asy practically spent the day with her face in the toilet. Literally.
(You can guess with this means!)
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Asy! Are you on fire?!
No, I peed on the stick thing you gave me, and…
What?! What is it?!
I’m….a BACKWARDS CAMEL!
…You mean pregnant, right?
No, I’m a backwards camel.
Oh my goodness! You’re pregnant!
Gasp! A somewhat-cliffhanger!
How will Hal react to Asy being pregnant?
How will Billy react to Asy being pregnant?
Will Asy’s baby be a boy or a girl?
Will Asy ever confront Billy again?
Find out in…
Chapter 1.3!
