Bienvenidos!
Finally, I stopped procrastinating and finally got out a new chapter! Hooray!
Although I’m a bit far ahead, Asy’s child is already a toddler!
We left off when Asy found out she was pregnant, and that Hal was likely the baby daddy.
-FLASHBACK-

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Asy! Are you on fire?!
No, I peed on the stick thing you gave me, and…
What?! What is it?!
I’m….a BACKWARDS CAMEL!
…You mean pregnant, right?
No, I’m a backwards camel.
Oh my goodness! You’re pregnant!
-/FLASHBACK-
On with the story!

I hate kids…
You have to have them, Asy, this is a legacy.
What do I dooooo?
Go tell Hal.

Asy: Uhm Hal, you need to come over…now.
Hal: Why?
Asy: I have something important to tell you.
Hal: Okay, I’ll be right there babe.

Hal was at Asy’s lawn-house in 5 (Sim) minutes.

Asy: Hey Hal, I have news…
Hal: Hey babe, what is it?
Asy: Well, uh…

Asy: Well, estoy embarazada.
Hal: What?
Tell him in English!
Asy: I’m…a backwards camel…
Hal: What?!
Tell him in normal people English!!
Asy: I’m….pregnant…..

Hal’s initial look of surprise turned into disgust.
Hal: What do you mean, you’re pregnant?
Asy: I’m pregnant, that’s what I mean.
Hal: You-you know what?!
Asy: I’m pregnant?

Hal: No! It’s over!
Asy: What’s over?
Hal: I’m not your boyfriend anymore!
Asy: What?!
Hal: Get out of my sight!
Asy: This is my lawn-house, you get out!
And so Hal left…
Are you okay, Asy?
N-n-n-no…
There’s only one thing that could make her feel better…

Billy.
Asy: B-b-b-billy…
Billy: What happened?
Asy: I’m pregnant…
Billy: Oh my god…
Asy: And the guy broke up with me-e-e…
Billy: What a jerk!

Asy: Billy, I’m really sorry for what happened in the park…I shouldn’t have tempted you like that…
Billy: It’s okay, Asy…
Asy: Can we still be BFF’s?
Billy: Yeah, okay. But I have something important to tell you…
Asy: What is it?

Billy: I think a house just appeared on your lawn…
Asy: Oh my plumbob!
You’re welcome.

Author’s Note: I suck at making houses. xD

Entryway.

Kitchen. (In the same room as the entryway)

(Really bad shot of the)Bathroom.

Master Bedroom.

Nursery.

Billy and Asy just stayed outside and chatted for a bit.
Billy didn’t care if Asy was a “backwards camel” either.

I’m not going to bore you with the details of Asy’s pregnancy. She just played guitar, ate soup, watched SimTube, and was your typical hormonal pregnant lady. Let’s fast-forward a few Sim days, shall we?

OW OW OW OW STOMACH ACHE!
You’re having the baby!

No! Baby, stay in there!
Get ready to be a Mom, Asy…!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

A couple of (Sim) hours later, young Cascadia “Cas” Amelia Luhm was brought into this world at around 10:00 PM in Riverview. She has the traits Loves the Outdoors and Disciplined randomly assigned to her. Cascadia, or rather Cas, has a favorite color of Spice Brown.

Hah Voicey! You were wrong! It’s not a baby, it’s a worm….sausage….thing!
Oh my plumbob…

Cascasdia’s baby years were uneventful, and usually consisted of Cas crying in the middle of the night, waking up Asy.
Asy only interacted with Cas when she cried, and Cas got very lonely. Asy was as lovably crazy as always…

Finally! It’s birthday time! Can I disown this Worm-Sausage as soon as it becomes an adult in a shower of mystical sparkles?
No Asy, not yet.
Darn!

Don’t smother her!
It won’t hurt it! Besides, the word “smother” has the word “mother” in it.

And little Cas sparkled into a…

CLIFFHANGER!
Nope, you won’t see was Cas sparkled into in this chapter.

What will Cas look like as a toddler?
Will Asy ever stop calling her a Worm-Sausage?
Will Asy ever refer to Cas as a “she” and not an “it”?
When will Asy have another baby?
Find out in…

Chapter 1.4!

Thanks for reading!