Bonjour!
If you’re American, and you’re reading this, then HAPPY SUPERBOWL DAY! A.K.A. the only day I care about (American) football. If you’re not American, then just pretend those last few sentences just didn’t happen.
By the way, this is gonna be the chapter where you say “Awwww!” and “Yay!” and “Finally!”
Now, where we left off, Cascadia, or Cas, the Holy First Child O’ The Legacy, was about to sparkle into toddlerhood.
-FLASHBACK-

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And this is darling Cas as a toddler! She’s got some odd lips, though. CURSE YOU, HAL’S GENETICS!

Better face shot. I don’t see much of Asy at all, Cas is like a mini-me of Hal!

I love this shot. And you better too, it took me three minutes just to focus the camera in that far.
Enough Cas spam, let’s go see what’s happenin’ with Asy!

I hate you, Voicey…
It’s not my fault the toilet’s dirty, now is it?
Uh- just go scold that worm thing again!
It’s not a worm, Asy. Or an it.
No! I’m gonna prove you wrong!
I’ll be watching…

Oh my god it’s a baby!
You can’t see me, but I’m making a smug face.
Oh, and don’t think Asy’s being a nice mommy by tossing her daughter in the air. No, she was changing her diaper.
I hate diapers!

The diaper problem was soon fixed, though.
Asy: Okay, poo in the toilet so I don’t have to ever touch your pooey again!
Cas: Ok-ee ma-mee.

I still have to touch the poopy!
Because life just sucks sooo much Asy.
Don’t be sarcastic with me, young man!
I’m not a man!
How am I gonna handle another baby?
Who are you gonna have it with?
I dunno, maybe I have another Man Hunt?
Okay, I’m not supposed to tell you this, but I think it’s for your own good. Billy….loves you…
Oh my plumbob!
What?
I think I left the stove on! We’re all gonna die! Wait, what did you say?
Never mind, you’ll figure it out.

Cas just goes around playing with her stuffed bunny, Bernardo.

Asy had a wish to teach Cas to talk, so here we are.
Asy: Say nacho!
Cas: Nacho!
Asy: I knew you were my spawn!

Asy: Okay, say “I will not light other people on fire.”
Cas: I will not light other people on fire, but if they piss me off, I might.
Asy: Very good!

Later that day…
Hey Billy, we got a lot of cake! Wanna come over and eat some?!
You sound like a crazy person. But you are, so there’s no surprise.
Okay! I’ll see you soon! Bye!

Asy, there’s really something you should know…
Not now! I see his car outside!
No! It’s important!
Fine, what is it? It better be important…
Well, you see, Billy…loves you…
Holy plumbob, I’m an idiot! He’s loved me all this time?!
Yes, and I thought I’d do you a favor.
Okay Voicey, I don’t hate you. You’re like my BFF now!

Asy: Hi Billy!
Billy: Uh, hi… *blush*
Asy: I’m so sorry, Billy, I’m an idiot.
Billy: No you’re not!
Asy: Just shut up and kiss me!

Awwwwwwh!

Asy: So uh, Billy?
Billy: Yes?
Asy: Will you be my…boyfriend?
Billy: I’ve been waiting years for you to ask me that! Yes! Of course!
I just got a bazillion warm fuzzies inside…
The sad thing is that right after Asy asked Billy to be her boyfriend, she immediately got a wish to break up with him.
No Asy, just no.
Now, where is Cas during all this?

Bernardo, you must know that your ear is quite scrumptious.

And I’ll leave you with this uber-cute picture.

Will Billy and Asy be a happy couple?
Will Cas learn her last life skill? (Walking)
When will Asy have another baby? (Because we need an heir poll, people!)
Find out in…

Chapter 1.5!

Thanks for reading! This was a happy chapter, yay!