Gutentag!
Welcome to a very exciting installment of the Luhmacy! Since I’m way too far ahead for my own good, this is gonna be a long chapter with lots of stuff in it.
We left off where Billy and Asy became boyfriend and girlfriend (finally!)
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Now, what are Billy and Asy doing now…?

That’s right. To celebrate their relationship, Billy and Asy WooHoo.
Let’s, er, leave them alone. What’s Cas doing?

MOTHER! I’m hungry!

Cas: Mother, who is the strange man in pajama pants standing being us?
Asy: That’s Billy. He’s my boyfriend.
Cas: Boyfriend? What about my father? You said he was a “turd.” Is this man a turd?
Asy: Uh, no, Billy’s nice.
Cas: Poppycock! He looks creepy!
Asy: Now, Billy could be your new daddy one day…
Cas: He’s not my father, you idiot!
Asy: HEY! SHADDUP!
I imagine Cas having a British accent, soooo…

Then Asy went to work and…

…came out wearing a schecksay new work outfit!
Promoooootion!

Finally, Asy taught Cas to walk, because tomorrow was Cas’s birthday.

Awwwwwh, this picture is cute.

Then, guess what?
Asy is, yet again, a “backwards camel.”
Holy plumbob voice! I’m gonna be a backwards camel again! This means more worm-sausage that blossom into real children!
I wonder when you’re actually going to get the connection…

So Asy invited Billy over to tell him the news.
She was a bit scared, since when she told Hal she was pregnant, he broke her heart.
Asy: Uh, Billy, do you remember that time we WooHoo’d?
Billy: Yeah, I don’t think I’ll forget that time. *licks lips*
Holy plumbob…
Asy: Uhm well, you see, I just happen to be pregnant…
Billy: Oh my god…

Asy: Look, I can understand if you hate me…
Billy: No no, just one second, I need to ask you something…

Billy: Anastasia Sylvia Luhm, will you do me the great honor of marrying me?
Asy: Oh my Voicey, oh my Voicey, yes! Yes, Billy, yes!
Awwwh, I’m so happy for you Asy!

A good ole fashioned impromptu legacy-style wedding.
And just like that, Commitment Issued Asy is married to Billy.

I decided to give Billy here a makeover. He’s really muscular.

Since Billy brought 8,000 Simoleons into the household, I decided to extend the Legacy Shack a little to accomodate Cas when she grows into a child, in her barftastically pink room.

Right after Billy and Asy got married, I decided it was birthday time for Cas!

Either she’s pooping on the floor, or aging up. I’m hoping it’s the latter personally…

Cas gained the trait

Loner

for her latest birthday.
To the mirror, Cas! *Queue Batman music*
Holy tamolé! There’s a voice in my head!
Get used to it, I’m sticking with you until you die. Well, if you’re the heiress anyways.

Here’s Cas post-makeover. Sadly, Cas is a little pudgy with her new birthday.
Shut up!

Uh oh voice, I broke the toilet. And it’s dirty!
Just run away before your mother freaks.

Stupid toilet, I’m the pregnant one here! Get Billy to clean it up!

Cute picture of Billy listening to Asy’s belly. He kept rolling wishes like that, it was cute.

Suddenly…
Holy plumbob! The baby is coming! The baby is coming!

It’s the typical legacy-style labor panic! Yippee!

A few laborous hours later, a baby girl named Kynthia (nicknamed Kyn or Kynnie) Angela Luhm arrived into the world!
Her traits are Artistic and Evil!

Billy couldn’t stop snuggling his little “angel.”

Okay, I was a bad little legacy writer and I aged up Kynthia right away. I just don’t like the baby stage, and I think that toddlers are just the cutest. (At least when they aren’t bawling their eyes out!)

At least (a very stinky) Cas was supportive of her little sister’s birthday, unlike her father who just laughs at every birthday.

Ahhh! The smothering!

Excellent! Out of that blasted cocoon early and I can now reign terror on all the citizens of Riverview!
For some reason, I imagine Kyn talking like Stewie Griffin.

Lastly, I’ll give you a post-makeover picture of little Kynnie! In my opinion, she’s very cute! (But evil!)

This was a really long chapter, and now I’m all caught up!
Sorry there wasn’t as much Asy insanity in this chapter, I really needed to catch up.

What sort of havoc will Kynnie wreak on her family?
Will Cas be un-pudgy when she becomes a teen?
Is this the last baby, or will Asy have another kid?
Will Asy stay committed to Billy?
Find out in…

Chapter 1.6!

Thank you once again for reading!