Sorry for the late-ness on this chapter! Stupid procrastinator me…
HAPPY (almost) VALENTINE’S DAY EVERYONE! *dances around in a circle*
‘Tis the holiday of love…
Anyways, since we left off, Kynnie turned into a toddler.
-FLASHBACK-

-/FLASHBACK-

Let’s see what the Luhms are up to today!

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No one go in the living room/kitchen!

Then I decided that they needed to quit being boring so I had Billy throw a party! Woo!

The guests started to arrive, and Mustache Man decided to play in the sprinkler. WIth his clothes on.
Oh well, you can’t suppress MUSTACHE MAN!

Billy also invited his EX-ROMANTIC INTEREST! *scary music*
And yes, I was as shocked as you when I learned he had one.
But he dumped her the day he met Asy. Awhhh….

Asy was…er…quite popular with the guys at the party…
Mustache Man changed into a Speedo. (Yikes!)
Her boss, Jon Lessen was staring at her. (Ew!)
And even that kid in the background was making an :O face at her. (Yikes and Ew!)

That kid, whose name is Othello, who is also the adopted son of Billy’s EX-ROMANTIC INTEREST *scary music*, is also Cas’s best friend. They became best friends over 1 game of tag, which I find suspicious, but he’s potential spouse material!
Cas: Boys are icky! They have cooties!

Cas: Uhm sir, I have to ask you to change or to leave…
Pedo/Mustache Man: Hello, little girl. Your mother told me to come and get you because she’s hurt. Come in my van, I’ve got candy…
RUN, CAS, RUN!
Cas: Uh, I’m no idiot, my mother is standing three feet away from you and she looks ready to slap you in the face.
Pedo: She’s an impostor! She’s way too sexy to be your mom!
Cas: Leave, asshole.
Woo! Go Cas!
Cas: Yay me!

Meanwhile, there was another creeper to take care of.

Creeper #2: Hey there sexy.
Asy: What?
Creeper #2: In the words of Lady Gaga, “Let’s have some fun this beat is sick, do you wanna take a ride on my disco stick?”
Asy: That sounds uh, odd…What’s a disco stick, Voicey?
He means he wants too WooHoo with you, Asy.
Asy: Ewwwww!

I don’t want to be a backwards camel again, which will mean I will spawn another Worm-Sausage, which means I will have another kid!
But Creeper #2 wasn’t in luck, because Billy heard…

Woo! Go Billy!
Oh my plumbob, Asy wasn’t lieing about a voice in her head!
Yup, I’m the Official Voice of the Luhmacy. Everyone in this family will have heard me at one time.
Whew, my wife isn’t really insane…
Hate to burst your bubble, but she is.

No witty commentary needed. ;D

And there’s no surprise that Asy’s throwing her guts up again.

I feel the urge to rub my belly as if there’s a baby in there!
That’s because there is one in there!
Awwwh darn it.

Asy: Hey guess what Billy, I’m pregnant!
Billy: You get a thumbs-up!

Kynnie: Mother, look! This is Rupert, and he is my minion.
Asy: That’s nice, honey, just let mommy eat her cake.
Kynnie: Mother, the cake is a lie.

Kynnie: Sister dear, I have a request for you.
Cas: Yes, Kynnie?
Kynnie: Be my minion.
Cas: Uhm, no.
Kynnie: HOW DARE YOU?!
Cas: I don’t want to be anyone’s minion.
Kynnie: I hate you!

Kynnie: I’m on a boat! I’m on a boat! Everybody look at me ’cause I’m sailin’ on a boat! I’m on a boat! I’m on a boat! Take a good hard look at the mothercluckin’ boat!
The song is “I’m on a Boat” by The Lonely Island.

Okay, lazy ole’ me forgot to take pictures during Asy’s final pregnancy. Sorry, nothing too interesting happened except Kynnie being cute and Cas struggling with homework and Billy being Billy and Asy being insane and this being a run-on sentence.

Everyone got used to labor, so they just continued daily life.
Asy: Oh my god, OWWWW, you guys, OWWWWW, suck, OWWWW!

After a few hard hours of labor, Asy turned all sparkly.

And a little baby boy sparkled into this world! His name is Trace Roland Luhm. Awwwhh!
Finally, there’s a little bit more testosterone in the Luhm household!

…And that’s where this chapter ends.
But there will be a PART 2! I’ll try to publish it ASAP.

In part 2, there will be…
Birthdays
Birthdays
Birthdays
Birthdays and did I mention
Birthdays?
Everyone, and I mean everyone, in the Luhm household will age up!

Thanks for reading, even though I haven’t published a chapter in 5 days!