Gütentag!
Sorry for being such a lazy bum and not getting this chapter out until now.
Now, Asy just had an ickle widdle baby boy named Trace, who’s really Good to his parents, but a bit wacky and Insane.
-FLASHBACK-

-/FLASHBACK-

Author’s Note: The only purpose of this chapter is birthdays and such, which is why it’s a half-chapter sort of ordeal.

First up is Billy, who’s birthday really snuck up on me. >.<
Whoo! Yeah! Birthday time!

Yay, go Billy! I love birthdayz!
Don’t you mean birthdays?
No, I mean birthdayz.

Haha Billy, you’re getting oooold!
Wait a sec, what? NO! MY SCHMECKSINESS!
Shmecksiness?

Aha yeah, still schmecksay.
Shmecksay? And shave that stubble, it makes you look like a slob.
Well I am a slob, duh! And Asy thinks it’s sexy.
It’s official; Billy is a full-fledged adult now.

The next morning, I aged up baby Trace early, like I did with Kynnie. (As I’ve stated before, I dislike the Baby stage…)
Speaking of Kynnie, where is she in all this?

Stupid…*smacks*…Cas…*smacks*…won’t be…*smacks*…my minion!*smacks*

…And Trace sparkles into toddlerhood! He’s a cutie.

Post-makeover shot!
DARN IT! *punches a wall* None of the kiddies inherited Asy’s lovely cyan-colored eyes.
Cas has Hal’s grey eyes, and Kynnie and Trace have Billie’s green eyes.
I really wanted to see some cyan-eyed children. There better be some recessive genes in there…
But I do like that each of the kid’s has a different hair color.

After Trace’s birthday, Kynnie and Trace rendezvoused at the block table.
Kynnie: So young brother, Trace, I have a wee bit of a favor to ask you.
Trace: Okay sissa.
Kynnie: Now, I was wondering, when I take over the world, will you be one of my minions?
Trace: Yes sissa.
Kynnie: Excellent!

Next up was our lurvely foundress, Asy!
Billy: Haha, you’re getting old!
Asy: I’m younger than you, you nitwit!

What happened?
You’re an adult.
I already was an adult though…
A young adult…

And now for the penultimate birthday, our eldest child, Cas!
Hmmm, what am I gonna wish for…?
Are you gonna wish for a boyfriend?!
No, boys are ick-

Hot!
Cas is now a teenager! And looks like an old lady…
Shut up!

Yay for makeovers! (Though she still looks pudgy like in her childhood)
HEY!

Finally, it’s Kynnie’s turn to age into a child!
Asy: Ahah, I love birthdayz.
You mean-never mind…

And Kynnie transitions into a child glitchily (if that’s a word.)
Kynnie seems to be a bit chubby as well…
SHUT UP, YOU IMBECILE!
And she has grown accustomed to the good ole’ legacy voice in her head already.

…And that’s where we leave off!

Will Kynnie ever get along with Cas?
Will Kynnie and Cas stop being pudgy?
Will Trace be pudgy?
Will I ever stop saying the word pudgy?
Find out the answers to these shallow questions about weight in…

Chapter 1.7!

Hope you enjoyed, and good bye!