¡Hola!
Welcome to 1.7. Right now, I’m really far ahead in-game, and I’ll probably post 1.8 in a day or two.
Does anyone else notice the coincidence that this is chapter 1.7 and it’s “The Fastest 7 Days. Ever.”?
Also, I forgot to tell you that Kynnie got the trait Snob for her last birthday, and Cas got the trait Green Thumb.
Anyways, we left off where everyone (and I mean everyone) in the Luhm household aged up.
Now, what’s everyone up to?

VOICEY, I BROKE THE TOILET!
Fix it.
There’s poopy in there!
Really, poop in a toilet? That’s sooo unheard of…
Yeah, totally!

Since Kynnie aged into a child, she shares a room with Cas. I decided to split it up just because it looks cool. Obviously, the pink side is Kynnie’s and Cas’s is brown.

Voice, I require your assistance.
What is it, Kynnie?
It’s Kyn now. And I need you to do my homework.
It will always be Kynnie! And no, I won’t do your homework.
You imbecile! When I take over the world, you’ll be sorry!
You can’t see me, but I’m laughing right now.

Since Cas is now a Green Thumb, I decided that she should plant a garden.

Every day, the girls go to school, and Billy goes to work. Since Asy has work at night, she stays home and teaches Trace all his skills.

Asy: Okay Trace, say, “Sometimes, when you become a founder to a legacy, you have to sleep on a bench.
Trace: Benches are über cool!
Asy: Good enough!

Also, Billy helps the girls with their homework like a good Dad. (Even though he isn’t Cas’s dad.)
Billy: Uh no, I don’t know how to take over the world.
Kynnie: Drat!

Kynnie: Hey Trace, as my minion, you must give me your candy.
Trace: Ooh, candy! I want some candy!

Kynnie: Well, it’s mine now! Muahahaha!

Trace: Well then, I’m not your minion!
Kynnie: Uh, you can have your lollipop back!
Trace: Still not your minion!

Kynnie: Okay then, it’s totally mine now! Muahahaa…
You’re mean.
Kynnie: I’m EVIL!

Meanwhile, I bought the Luhms a new shower, just because the old one broke every other time you used it.

Either I lost track of time, or time just went faster, because before I knew it, there was a popup stating that Trace’s birthday was today. I bought a cake, and only Asy was there to help celebrate Trace’s transition into childhood.

Bwahahahaha Trace, you look like a girl!
Shut up! Hey, you’re a new voice in my head.
I’m not gonna ask.

Besides, I’m the most masculine guy ever!
Yeah, you just keep telling yourself that.

Trace wearing his swimsuit/underwear.
Howdy!
How do you like your new makeover, Trace?
I look like a mini-pimp!
You need some gold teeth for that. Why don’t you put a shirt on?
I’m too manly and SEXY for shirts!
You’re just like your mother, only she wears shirts.
Mah momma is coo’, foo’!
Please, drop the gangster act…
NEVER!!!

And I leave you with a picture of the nursery converted for Trace’s room, because he sure doesn’t want to share a room with his older sisters.

Will Kynnie stop being evil?
Will Trace ever put a shirt on?
Why am I neglecting Cas? (Sorry Cas!)
What ever happened to Hal?
What will Kynnie look like as a teen?
Will Trace ever drop his gangster act?
Find out in…

Chapter 1.8! (Which will be a really long chapter, just warning ya.)

Thanks for reading! (Sorry this chapter was so short, by the way…)