Wowee! I haven’t posted a new chapter in a reaaaaally long time. ^.^; Sorry about that.
Oh, and by the way, happy Memorial Day!
Anyways, we left off where Trace aged up to a child (and wouldn’t put a shirt on.)
Let’s see what he’s up to now, shall we?

What are you doing?
Trace: I’m the PP!
The what now?
Trace: The PP! The Playground Pimp!
I’m not even going to ask…

Trace: Playground Pimp, AWAY!
So you’re not dropping this gangster act…

Trace: SHA-ZAM! Playground Pimp! Should that be my catchphrase? SHA-ZAM! Playground Pimp!
Oh dear god…

In other unrelated news, Cas went over to this guy’s house. Recognize him?
Aha, I bet you don’t.
This is Othello, from that one party in Chapter 1.6. Remember now? (I still bet you don’t ^.^;)

So, they welcome each other with a hug, and-
Aw, screw it. Let’s cut to the chase here.

Awwwwhhhh!
Congratulations Cas, meet your new mate, but for now he’s just your boyfriend.
Cas: Say what now?

Kynnie: Oh Trace, your a child now.
Trace: WHATCHA GONNA MAKE OF IT, PUNK?!
Kynnie: O….K… So, I was going to give you one last chance to be my minion when I take over the world. Do you accept?
Trace: AHAHAH-no.
Kynnie: Are you sure? I mean, it’s a pretty all-inclusive package and whatnot.
Trace: No means no! TALK TO THA HAND, SISTAH!
Wow Trace, just wow.

That’s when I realized it was Kynnie’s birthday.
Time flies, yes, time flies.
Kynnie: You sound old.
Hey!

Kynnie: Trace, stop that.
Trace: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOU
Kynnie: Urgh…

What are you wishing for, world domination?
Kynnie: No, I’m wishing for a bazillion more wishes!
HA! Now it won’t come true because you told me!
Kynnie: CURSE YOU!!!

What’s wrong, Trace? No party horn?
Trace: Don’t be silly, Voicey Dear, that would be annoying.
Sigh…

AHHHHHH! GET TO THE MIRROR, KYNNIE! *insert Batman theme here*
Kynnie: Shut it!

Hey Kynnie, your kind of pudgy like Cas too.
Kynnie: YOU KNOW WHAT?! SHUT IT! WHO EVEN ASKED YOU?!
Yeesh, touch-y!

The next day, Trace went to school in his tuxedo. Gotta love insane Sims.
Trace: SHA-ZAM! Playground Pimp! In a tuxedo!

After school, Kynnie started running on the treadmill.
That’s…quite a…nice…outfit you got there.
Kynnie: When I’m all skinny and sexy, you’re going to be jealous!
Surrrrre I will.

Also after school, Othello came over.
Billy: So, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY LITTLE KYNNIE-KINS?!
Othello: Woah, wait! I’m dating Cas!
Billy: Oh. Okay. So, did you watch the Llamas game last night? They had a strong start, but their defense pretty much disappeared in the last half.

Then, when Billy went inside, they made out.

Kynnie: WHAT NOW, VOICEY?!
Oh, you’re skinny now.
Kynnie: DAMN STRAIGHT!
Please don’t swear.
Kynnie: I will do whatever I damn please!
Sigh…

What, are you doing this to spite me?
Kynnie: Maaaaaybeeee…

Okay Kynnie, it’s the morning, you can stop now.
Kynnie: I WILL STOP WHEN I WANT!

Eventually, Kynnie did stop running, and invited this guy over. Roberto is his name, I believe.
I started to make them flirt, but then he just randomly ran off. What an oddball.
Kynnie: HEY, I LIKE MY MEN WITH SEXY TUNICS

I’m sorry, Asy, I’ve been neglecting you, haven’t I?
Asy: YESSSSS! And I’m the freakin’ foundress!
Okay, okay, calm down…
By the way, Asy just got one step closer to her LTW today.
PROMOTION, PROMOTION, PROMOTION!

Meanwhile, Kynnie invited this guy over. Duncan Jones is his name.

Soon, I learned that they share the Artistic and Evil traits.
Soulmates much?

Let the flirting commence!

Awh! They’re so cute!

Well, maybe they aren’t so cute when they’re sucking each other’s faces off. But whatever.

Then, when Duncan had to leave because of curfew, he pulled this face.
Why doesn’t Kynnie pull faces like that?

On a totally unrelated note, Trace is enjoying his Playground Pimp-ness.

Kynnie went over to Roberto’s house the next night.
Why don’t you be Duncan’s girlfriend? He’s totally your soulmate!
Kynnie: I like my men with Egyptian tunics, thank you very much.

They actually did kiss, so that officially makes Kynnie a MANEATER!
Kynnie: An anteater?
No, a maneater.
Kynnie: I AM NOT A CANNIBAL!
Never mind, just, never mind…
Also, Kynnie became ROBERTO’S girlfriend, instead of her soulmate Duncan’s.
WHY?!

But then the curfew cops showed up and came to get Kynnie.
Officer: BAD BOYS BAD BOYS WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN WE COME FOR YOU

Then Kynnie got a lecture for staying out late.

The next day, a cake appeared on the table!
But who’s cake is it?

…CLIFFHANGER!

Who’s cake is on the table?
Will Kynnie stay with Roberto, or go with Duncan?
Will I ever stop neglecting Asy? (sorry!)
When will the frackin’ heir poll come up?
Find out in…

Chapter 1.9! (SPOILER ALERT: Chapter 1.9 will just be whoever-is-aging-up’s birthday and me interviewing Cas, Kynnie, and Trace about the heir poll at the end of the chapter)

Thanks for reading!